? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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June 2022

A cautionary tale:

We lost power at dinner time. I turned off the lights, in case power came back after midnight…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ha

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Logically_JC Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

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Dear Internet, I am not interested in any more communication platforms that allow unverified users. They all start..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jQ

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I was sounding like a robot on my Mac when using Airpods and a Bluetooth mouse at the same time.

The fix:
OS 11 an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ze

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