? Alan Porter (@rockhopper)

Raleigh, NC, USA

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@romanmars @KurtKohlstedt Without that comma to slow me down, I read that as “good looks”. Since we all know Kurt..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XR

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Tried to support the most excellent @yamhaus band by ordering a T-shirt online. Received the wrong size, very flims..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0P

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When an armed bystander shoots and kills an active shooter… is he a “good Samaritan” or just another murderer? Why?

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leyawn the ai art thing is fake. i’m the guy who has to draw all the requests like the chess player inside the mechanical..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8S

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Tonight’s @TownofCary @TOC_Fun concert moved indoors because of the rain. @yamhaus rocked the house in the Cary Arts Center. What a treat!

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A cautionary tale:

We lost power at dinner time. I turned off the lights, in case power came back after midnight…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ha

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Logically_JC Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

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Dear Internet, I am not interested in any more communication platforms that allow unverified users. They all start..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jQ

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I was sounding like a robot on my Mac when using Airpods and a Bluetooth mouse at the same time.

The fix:
OS 11 an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ze

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Almost fell asleep on my back porch, waiting for the Tau Herculid meteor shower. ? I saw a few small streaks, but n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly

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ShaneAParrish Doing it right is expensive. Doing it wrong costs a fortune.

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On our evening walk, we scared this little bunny into his hiding place, a drain pipe in a retaining wall. pic.twitter.com/t2gD37E2GY

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I spent an hour trying to convince this great crested flycatcher to escape my neighbor’s garage. He kept flying UP! pic.twitter.com/8GBjxgDqWd

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Feeling like a LOSER today.

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A day late posting this, but this was the second time I’ve lost at Wordle.

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@llorenzin Someone stood the hula hoop up against the wall and when the Roomba bumped into it, BAM, it came down like a mousetrap.

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This is where we found the Roomba this morning. pic.twitter.com/gyMvhcdmYY

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lnxdork As a security professional, please allow people to paste usernames and passwords into login fields. This enables us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pX

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@dogmom86 @Bobby_Condon Because the state sets a very low legal limit on what they can charge for notarizing a sign..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gA

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@LemuelLyes I think the readers of this thread might appreciate this… https://t.co/jvaTY5XSCh

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Wondering why my @DaddarioandCo Micro Tuner often shows F# when I tune the B string on my guitar. Chromatic tuner..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wc

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Another fun day at Sylvan Heights Bird Park in Scotland Neck NC. pic.twitter.com/kGP12xuIuF

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This bird’s poop is like epoxy. Cleaning a hardened nugget from the floor takes a lot of spit and a knife. pic.twitter.com/hQRFLE2RDs

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